You'll Never Make It--four-groups Are Out. -- Anonymous Record Company Executive (to The Beatles, 1962) If You Want To Please Only The Critics, Don't Play Too Loud, Too Soft, Too Fast, Too Slow.

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You'll never make it--four-groups are out.
-- Anonymous record company executive
(to the Beatles, 1962)

If you want to please only the critics, don't play too loud, too soft, too
fast, too slow.
-- Arturo Toscaning (to Vladimir Horowitz)

No, no, no. You mean 286 and 386's are too slow, not Windows.
Life's a glitch, then you play Shanghai too.
Volume in drive A is too loud.
We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, turning down the Beatles, 1962...
No! Light speed is too slow!
If it's too loud, you're too old. -- Bumper sticke
QOTD: If it's too loud, you're too old.
If you want to live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse, IT'S TOO LATE!
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.

You'll Never Make It--four-groups Are Out. -- Anonymous Record Company Executive (to The Beatles, 1962) If You Want To Please Only The Critics, Don't Play Too Loud, Too Soft, Too Fast, Too Slow.

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