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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
• Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. -- George S. Patto
• What are you wearing around your neck? Ah. It's my new ruff.
  You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate. It's the latest fashion, actually, and as a matter of fact it makes me look _rather sexy_....
• Your imagination, my dear fellow, is worth more than you imagine -- Louis Arago
• RASH, adj. Insensible to the value of our advice. "Now lay your bet with mine, nor let These gamblers take your cash.
  "Nay, this child makes no bet." "Great snakes!...
• No, my dear Doctor, you must die! -- The Maste
• I must look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain me in my frail dotage.
  But Father, surely... Yes, Kate. I want you to become a prostitute....
• If you miss your cat, look under my tires.
• Your skin looks like baby skin - with diaper rash!