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You May Be Redneck... If Both Your Dog And Your Wallet Are On A Chain.
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-- You may be redneck...
if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.
You may be redneck... if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
You may be redneck... if both your dad and you are in the same grade.
You may be redneck... if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
You may be redneck... if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.