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You May Be Redneck... If Jack Daniels Makes Your Most Admired List.
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-- You may be redneck...
if Jack Daniels makes your most admired list.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you list your parole officer as a reference.
You may be redneck... if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Never try to explain your hacks to a theoretician - he may understand them better than you do.
-- Dean Daniels, 3/27/83...
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.
You may be redneck... if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
You may be redneck... if your mother uses a spittoon.