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You May Be Redneck... If You Drive A Tractor To The Liquor Store.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you drive a tractor to the liquor store.
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You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.