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You May Be Redneck... If You Have A Ham Hanging From Your Front Porch.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you have a ham hanging from your front porch.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have more than twelve dogs under your porch.
You may be redneck... if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
You may be redneck... if you cut your toenails in front of company.
You may be redneck... if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
You may be redneck... if you have a gunrack on your bicycle.
You may be redneck... if you have an 8-track player in your 4X4.
You may be redneck... if you have to mow your driveway.
You may be redneck... if you have to rake leaves in your kitchen.
You may be redneck... if you have velvet paintings above your mantle.