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You May Be Redneck... If You Have Any Relatives Named Elmer Or Jed.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have brothers named "Bubba" or "Junior".
You may be redneck... if your parents legally named you "Bubba".
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you have a Hefty Bag replacing any car window.
You may be redneck... if you've named one of you kids after a good dog.
You may be redneck... if you have a tire swing in you house.
You may be redneck... if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
You may be redneck... if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal.