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You May Be Redneck... If You Have The Taxidermist's Number On Speed-dial.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you have a tire swing in you house.
You may be redneck... if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
You may be redneck... if you have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape.
You may be redneck... if you have to mow your driveway.
You may be redneck... if you have velvet paintings above your mantle.
You may be redneck... if you buy a new house & have to remove the wheels.