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You May Be Redneck... If You Prefer Car Keys To Q-tips.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
Related:
You may be redneck... if hitchhikers refuse to get in your car with you.
You may be redneck... if you mow your yard and discover a car.
You may be redneck... if you paint your car with cans of spray paint.
You may be redneck... if you paint your car with house paint.
You may be redneck... if you roll down the car window after sex.
You may be redneck... if you sell rabbits out of your car.
You may be redneck... if taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
You may be redneck... if the primary color of your car is bondo.
You may be redneck... if your car window is actually a Hefty bag.
