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You May Be Redneck... If Your Brake Lights Are Covered With Red Tape.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your brake lights are covered with red tape.
Related:
You may be redneck... if taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
You may be redneck... if you still owe money on your 8-track tape player.
You may be redneck... if you have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape.
You may be redneck... if you tape pro-wrestling so you can watch later.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.