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You May Be Redneck... If Your Van Has Curtains And Your House Doesn't.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your van has curtains and your house doesn't.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your truck is taller than your house.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if you paint your car with house paint.
You may be redneck... if antlers are nailed to the outside of your house.
You may be redneck... if every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
You may be redneck... if your house warming involves removing the tires.
You may be redneck... if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
You may be redneck... if your boat has not left the driveway in 5 years.
You may be redneck... if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.