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You May Be Redneck... If Your Wife Ever Burned Out An Electric Razor.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a funeral.
You may be redneck... if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.
You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
You may be redneck... if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.
You may be redneck... if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You may be redneck... if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe.