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You May Be Redneck... If You've Ever Lost A Tooth Opening A Beer Bottle.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
You may be redneck... if you've been accused of lying through your tooth.
You may be redneck... if you've ever hotwired a bulldozer.
You may be redneck... if you share your beer with your dog.
You may be redneck... if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
You may be redneck... if your mom earns beer money mud-wrestling.
You may be redneck... if your mom earns beer money rebuilding engines.
You may be redneck... if you have ever financed a tattoo.
You may be redneck... if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
