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You May Be Redneck... If You Wash Your Truck More Often Than Your Kids.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you wash your truck more often than your kids.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if your truck is taller than your house.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.
You may be redneck... if you refer to your truck as "The Love Machine.
You may be redneck... if your mailbox is made out of old truck parts.
You may be redneck... if your truck muffler is held on by a coat hanger.
You may be redneck... if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick.
You may be redneck... if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.