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You May Be Redneck... If You Wore A Sequined Tuxedo To Your Own Wedding.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you wore a sequined tuxedo to your own wedding.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
You may be redneck... if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
You may be redneck... if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
You may be redneck... if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You may be redneck... if you own a collection of "monster truck" tapes.
You may be redneck... if you own a collection of pro-bowling tapes.
You may be redneck... if you own a collection of pro-wrestling tapes.
You may be redneck... if you own a fur coat that's homemade.
You may be redneck... if you own a pair of "dress" boots.