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You Might Cut Yourself On A Long Sword.
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You might cut yourself on a long sword.
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If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
He who lives by the sword is a regular cut-up!
Live by the sword, die by the long bow.
When you get right down to it, in the long run a short cut seldom is.
Don't think too hard ... you might hurt yourself. -- Victor Moore
It's a +5 Long Sword, it should be easy to break.
The censors say they're protecting the family unit in America, when the reality is, if you suck a tit, you're an X, but if you cut it off with a sword, you're a PG.
-- Jack Nicholso...
It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. -- Mick Jagge