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You Must Play Poker, Commander. Poker? That A Game Of Some Sort?
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You must play poker, Commander.
Poker? That a game of some sort?
-- Dr. Mendoza and Riker, "The Price", stardate 43385.6
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If you look around a poker game and there's no sucker, you're it.
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A card game doesn't exactly prepare me for this. Yes, the stakes are higher, but then isn't that where the game gets interesting, Commander.
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If I can't play poker, what is the point?
Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up. You're the sucker.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. -- Murphy's Forty-Fourth Law