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Your Bottle Is Now Full Of Oil.
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Your bottle is now full of oil.
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Your bottle is now full of water.
Your bottle is already full.
The bottle of water is now empty.
Everything needs a little oil now and then.
Your bottle is empty and the ground is wet.
The bottle is full. You must empty it before you put something else in.
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
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