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• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you call your answering service, and they tell you it's none of your business.
• You look at your needs, at your competitors, at what you can afford, and you cut your cloth accordingly.
  -- Ian Ross, AT&T Bell Laboratorie...
• Nick: [opening the door] Hi, everybody! Burns: Ho, mer-Simp son!
  Nick: OK, that was a little strange. Um, tell me...
• You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.
• Can you put your hands in your head? Oh, no.
• Put your hard drive to your ear. Can you hear the C: ?
• May your fortune grow so, you can afford only the finest specialist.