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• The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you. -- James De
• If a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. -- Anon.
• Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk.
• The system is a sacred tin god: never break it or dent it when you can get what you want by bending it.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• You, sir, are a complete copulating anal orifice.
• A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.