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• You're in the golden hallway.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
• How many gypsies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, but you lose a lot of light bulbs. Note: None because gypsies don't have mains electricity, and the losing is a play on the larcenous reputation of Gypsies....
• Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.
  Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab. Home...