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• You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going
• You're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.
• Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself?
  That's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair-- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
• You know you're in trouble when you forget your date with the DM.
• You know you're in trouble when you forget your skates at home.
• You can be sure you're getting old when you forget the name you wanted to drop.
• You know how you tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
  -- Red Skelto...