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You're on east bank of fissure.
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There is no way across the fissure.
If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $
100 million, that's the bank's problem. -- John Paul Getty...
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
You tell 'em Bank, You're safe.
ALIMONY -- having an ex-husband you can bank on.
Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay