Your Grandparents Did Not Endure The Indignities Of A Steerage Journey To Ellis Island So That You Could Stand Outside A Discotheque And Beg A Wallpaper Designer To Take You In With Him.

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Your grandparents did not endure the indignities of a steerage journey to
Ellis Island so that you could stand outside a discotheque and beg a
wallpaper designer to take you in with him.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not possibly have met.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." -- Fran Lebowitz
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. -- Fran Lebowitz
Never allow your child to call you by your first name.
He hasn't known you long enough. -- Fran Lebowitz...
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie...
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie...
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz
May you be spared the indignities and infirmities of old age.

Your Grandparents Did Not Endure The Indignities Of A Steerage Journey To Ellis Island So That You Could Stand Outside A Discotheque And Beg A Wallpaper Designer To Take You In With Him.

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