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• They say in an awkward or embarrassing situation don't freeze up.
  Pay a compliment. You will lessen the tension. I remembered that....
• Your situation is as precarious as piled eggs.
• Your statement fully describes the situation partially.
• I assumed you needed help. I see I am in error. -- Spock
• If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
  -- Jack Handey...
• Sure, it's embarrassing, but it's over quickly.
• Your government is here to help you.........NOT!!!!!!!!