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• I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
  -- Jack Handey...
• It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together.
  They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life....
• I got a ticket the other day...I pleaded insanity. The judge asked me why, and I asked him, 'would any sane person park in the passing lane?
  ' I asked, 'Judge, nice day, isn't it?' He said yes....
• He's not very attractive, but I will have him. -- Vekma about Riker, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506.
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• Aunt Patty: "Nothing dear, I'm just trashing your father.
  Lisa: "Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have therefore he is my model of manhood and my estimation of him will govern my prospects of my adult relationships....
• Lisa: What, Aunt Patty? Patty: Oh, nothing, dear. I'm just trashing your father.
  Lisa: Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have....
• Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
  -- Beaumont and Fletche...
• Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
  -- Beaumont, Francis (c.1584-1616)...