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• To update Voltaire, "I may kill all msgs from you, but I'll fight for your right to post it, and I'll let it reside on my disks".
  -- Doug Thompson (doug@isishq.FIDONET.ORG)...
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  Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent....
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  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• I love my attitude problem
• May I call myself bad names and stomp upon ALL my toes!
• My natural exuberance spills out all over the place.
• I saw a commercial the other day for cat food. It said, "All natural food for your cat.
  All natural food. But cat food is made out of horsemeat....