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• If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
  I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here....
• I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
  -- Tom Lehre...
• Spock: "I will not read this or any other statement.
  Sela: "If you do not, you will die! All of you will die!...
• I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family. -- Barney of Borg
• I hate you, you hate me. Let's all go and kill Barney!
• I hate you, you hate me, we're a disfunctional family...
• I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book.
• I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will sell me books at half price.
• I am a buttonholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another button.