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• Never use a tool that's more intelligent than you are.
• Have a good trip! I hope you enjoy your absence more than I will. -- Ashleigh Brillia
• The more you drive, the less intelligent you are. -- Repo Ma
• What do you call a good-looking, intelligent guy in Millet? A tourist.
• Bug: What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes.
  Also: What computer magazine companies do to you after getting your name on the mailing list....
• You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
• You are optimistic and intelligent.
• You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
• Bacteria acts more intelligent than human being