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• CANCER (June 21 - July 22) This is a good time for those of you who are rich and happy, but a poor time for those of you born under this sign who are poor and unhappy.
  To tell you the truth, any day is tough when you're poor and unhappy....
• You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em.
• You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you.
• You tell 'em Cemetery, You are so grave.
• You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tail.
• But Huey, you PROMISED!" "Tell 'em I lied.
• You tell 'em Bald Head, You're smooth.
• You tell 'em Banana, You've been skinned.
• You tell 'em Bank, You're safe.