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• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• A trusted friend will outlive you.
• You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• You mean they acually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, put on a silly hat and trusted to luck.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Sense and Senility...
• You can't pray a lie.
• I will never lie to you.
• A Lie is still a Lie, even if you believe it.