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  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
• I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard
• The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus. -- John Corcora
• Stop censorship now, before it stops you!
• What do you mean, 'almost dead'?" "Well, when you stop breathing, and moving around, and seeing things.
  .. that kind of almost dead....
• You can lead a horse to water, but before you push him in, just stop and think how a wet horse smells.
  -- George Gobel...
• I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember.
  .. Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks....
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?...