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• We all have our opinions, but mine is correct.
• There is no such thing as an independent press in America.
  I am paid for keeping my honest opinions out of the paper I am connected with....
• If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.
  -- Abigail Van Bure...
• Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
  Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?...
• Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
  We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....
• When democracy granted democratic methods to us in times of opposition, this was bound to happen in a democratic system.
  However, we National Socialists never asserted that we represented a democratic point of view, but we have declared openly that we used the democratic methods only to gain power and that, after assuming the power, we would deny to our adversaries without any consideration the means which were granted to us in times of our opposition....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• We should be glad we're living in the time that we are.
  If any of us had been born into a more enlightened age, I'm sure we would have immediately been taken out and shot....