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• You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.
• AT CHRYSLER: You lead, follow or send the work to Canada.
• Man 1: Should I finish college? Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
  Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...
• Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
• When you go to buy something, use your eyes and your mind, not just your ears!
  A person who buys by ear does not buy much for long....
• If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
  -- Garrison Keillo...
• The person who says, 'Where did you last have it?' actually believes he is providing valuable assistance.
  -- Smith's Observatio...