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• Picard: "Computer, respond." Barclay: "I *am* responding, sir.
  I'm sorry if I caused you any alarm. It was necessary in order to secure the array....
• If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry, you will also regret it.
• Life's a bitch, then you marry one.
• Happiness is the greatest good.
• Happiness Is Mandatory....Are you Happy ?
• You have to have a boy. If you don't have a boy, the name dies.
  And be sure to marry a lady who's young enough to have a baby....
• Did you hear about the insurance salesman who says his greatest successes are with young housewives who aren't adequately covered.
• You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
• Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.