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You won first prize..! Send me $50. and I'll send your prize!
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Send me $50 or I'll claim you *ucked me.
Lisa: [echoic from Bart's dream] First prize! First prize!
First prize! Bart: Why are you saying that? Lisa: Just screwing with your mind....
Send me your money.
Send me a dollar and I'll send 3 cents to your charity.
This space for rent. Send $50 to ROF.....
Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing scam!...
I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money.
Send me a buck and I'll be RICH! (I wish)