ZEAL, N. A Certain Nervous Disorder Afflicting The Young And Inexperienced.

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ZEAL, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and
inexperienced. A passion that goeth before a sprawl.

When Zeal sought Gratitude for his reward
He went away exclaiming: "O my Lord!"
"What do you want?" the Lord asked, bending down.
"An ointment for my cracked and bleeding crown."
Jum Coople
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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