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A Bird In The Hand Makes It Awfully Hard To Blow Your Nose.
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A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
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A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult. -- Solomon Sho
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
May the bird of paradise nose up your fly.
A bird in the bush can't relieve itself in your hand.
A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.
If brains were C-4, you couldn't blow your nose!
You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the 4th joint....