Related:

• A slick talking pirate named Bruce To steal code, had a plan to seduce An Apple II+.
  Now Bruce wears a truss And was jailed for computer abuse....
• wallpaper n. 1. A file containing a listing (e.g.
  assembly listing) or a transcript, esp. a file containing a transcript of all or part of a login session....
• wallpaper: n. 1. A file containing a listing (e.g., assembly listing) or a transcript, esp.
  a file containing a transcript of all or part of a login session....
• PIP: /pip/ [Peripheral Interchange Program] vt.,obs.
  To copy; from the program PIP on CP/M, RSX-11, RSTS/E, TOPS-10, and OS/8 (derived from a utility on the PDP-6) that was used for file copying (and in OS/8 and RT-11 for just about every other file operation you might want to do)....
• ape vt. 1. To screw someone or something, violently
  in particular, to destroy a program or information irrecoverably....
• ape: vt. 1. To {screw} someone or something, violently
  in particular, to destroy a program or information irrecoverably....
• DWIM /dwim/ [acronym, `Do What I Mean'] 1. adj. Able to guess, sometimes even correctly, the result intended when bogus input was provided.
  2. n. obs. The BBNLISP/INTERLISP function that attempted to accomplish this feat by correcting many of the more common errors....
• FTP /F-T-P/, not /fit'ip/ 1. [techspeak] n. The File Transfer Protocol for transmitting files between systems on the Internet.
  2. vt. To beam a file using the File Transfer Protocol....
• backup tape overwritten with copy of system manager's favourite CD