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• Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• AMBIDEXTROUS: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
• Ambidextrous: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
• HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• INEXPEDIENT, adj. Not calculated to advance one's interests.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...