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• And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
  asked the father of his little son. "Diet....
• What do you want me to do? Say it again in worse English?
  -- Robert Frost, when asked about the meaning of one of his poems....
• Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
• A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
  "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
• A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him.
  Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly....
• May your son grow up to be a famous doctor, and may you be his only case.
• Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up? A: The very best person they can possibly be.