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• Eagleson's Law: Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else.
  (Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like three weeks.)...
• Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months, might as well have been written by someone else.
  (Eagleson is an optimist, the real number is more like three weeks.) -- Eagleson's Law...
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
• Unobfuscated Perl (#2) A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and UNobfuscation.
  With this pragma in force, the Perl compiler might say...
• May you always have more than your enemies: a seven-year itch lasting fourteen years, a twenty-four-hour catarrh lasting six weeks, a bigger hernia, a fatter goiter.
• pam vt.,vi.,n. [from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1.
  To crash a program by overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively large input data....
• Vile's Law of Roadmanship: Your own car uses more gas and oil than anyone else's.
• patch 1. n. A temporary addition to a piece of code, usually as a quick-and-dirty remedy to an existing bug or misfeature.
  A patch may or may not work, and may or may not eventually be incorporated permanently into the program....
• The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about.
  Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all your time talking about nothing....