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For That Matter, Compare Your Pocket Computer With The Massive Jobs Of A Thousand Years Ago.
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"For that matter, compare your pocket computer with the massive jobs of
a thousand years ago. Why not, then, the last step of doing away with
computers altogether?"
-- Jehan Shuman
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For that matter, compare your pocket computer with the massive jobs of a thousand years ago.
Why not, then, the last step of doing away with computers altogether?" -- Jehan Shuma...
For that matter, compare your pocket computer with the massive jobs of a thousand years ago.
Why not, then, the last step of doing away with computers altogether?" -- Jehan Shuma...
For that matter, compare your pocket computer with the massive jobs of a thousand years ago.
Why not, then, the last step of doing away with computers altogether?...
Burns: Smithers, what are you doing up here? Home
And what are you doing with this ball, and all those other balls?...
Just remember that when you hook up to a computer you're hooking up to all the computers that computer has hooked up to in the last 5 years.
A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling the president one of the latest talking computers.
Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll give the correct answer....
All this big deal about white collar crime -- what's WRONG with white collar crime?
Who enjoys his job today? You? Me? Anybody? The only satisfying part of any job is coffee break, lunch hour and quitting time....
The modern computer is capable of answering, in a matter of seconds, mathematical questions that would take millions of years for a human being to answer (even longer if he stopped for lunch).
How does the computer do this? Simple. It makes everything up....
Last time I felt this good was 9AM - about 12 years ago.