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• God gives burdens; also shoulders" Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election.
  At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere....
• God gives burdens; also shoulders Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election.
  At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere....
• An old Jewish man reads about Einstein's theory of relativity in the newspaper and asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.
  "Well, zayda, it's sort of like this. Einstein says that if you're having your teeth drilled without Novocain, a minute seems like an hour....
• Shamus, n. [Yiddish]: A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order.
  A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagog functionaries, and there's a joke about tha...
• Shamus, n. [Yiddish]: A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order.
  A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagog functionaries, and there's a joke about tha...