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• Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution.
  It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them....
• If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
  -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...
• When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a nose bleed, which usually cures them of ____that.
  -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...