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• Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true. -- Francis Baco
• Q: What do you call an Irish pervert? A: An Irishman who prefers sex to whiskey.
  -- As told to me by my favorite Irish prie...
• Clay is moulded to make a vessel, but the utility of the vessel lies in the space where there is nothing.
  ... Thus, taking advantage of what is, we recognize the utility of what is not. -- Lao Tze...
• What's ugly *and* cute? Baby parrots!
• Bananas make great slippers!
• Hurray for oranges! Go bananas!
• House Plants: Clay Po
• Statistics are no substitute for judgement. CLAY
• Humanity prefers comfort over truth.