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• If all be true that I do think, There be Five Reasons why one should Drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
• If all be true that I do think, There be five reasons why one should drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
• If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink,-- Good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
  -- John Sirmond (c. 1589-1649) -- Causae Bibendi...
• Give me one good reason why I should listen to you.
• Why should I be the one to do it? Why should it be done at all?
  Why should it be done now? Why should it be done this way?...
• One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.
  -- Nancy Asto...
• Why should the Devil have all the good tunes? Rowland Hill (1744-1833)
• Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.
  -- Willis R. Whitney...
• Why should we pay any attemtion to you?