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• If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
  If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down....
• Reverend Chichester's Law: If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
• The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
• All right. (shouting) THE CHURCH POLICE !!
• The following appeared in a newsletter from a national astronomy association.
  "Various sources are predicting higher-than-average temperatures across the country next winter, including in Sun City, the traditional location of our yearly winter conference....
• The following is a letter to the editor of the Glenville Gazette, a local newspaper.
  "Over the past few years, the number of people who have purchased advance tickets for the Glenville Summer Concert series has declined, indicating lack of community support....
• Kirkland's Law The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.