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• It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous.
  -- Robert Benchly...
• It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up becuase by that time I was too famous.
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• I woke up to discover it had all been a terrible film...
• One should want only one thing and want it constantly.
  Then one is sure of getting it. But I desire everything and consequently get nothing....
• Like corn in a field I cut you down, I threw the last punch way too hard, After years of going steady, well, I thought it was time, To throw in my hand for a new set of cards.
  And I can't take you dancing out on the weekend, I figured we'd painted too much of this town, And I tried not to look as I walked to my wagon, And I knew then I had lost what should have been found, I knew then I had lost what should have been found....
• The problem with me is that I am fifty or one hundred years ahead of my time.
  My speed is very fast. Some ministers have had to drop out of my government because they could not keep up....