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According To Experts, The Oyster In Its Shell - A Crustacean Cloister - May Frequently Be Either He Or A She Or Both, If It Should Be Its Choice Ter.
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According to experts, the oyster
In its shell - a crustacean cloister -
May frequently be
Either he or a she
Or both, if it should be its choice ter.
Related:
There is an enormous oyster here with its shell tightly closed.
Interesting. Interesting. There seems to be something written on the underside of the oyster....
We are bound to our bodies like an oyster is to its shell. -- Plato (428-348? B.C.)
Within the oyster's shell uncouth The purest pearl may hide, Trust me you'll find a heart of truth Within that rough inside.
-- Mrs. Osgood...
A mind not to be chang'd by place or time. The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
What matter where, if I be still the same, And what I should be, all but less than he Whom thunder hath made greater?...
Discipline, like the bridle in the hand of a good rider, should exercise its influence without appearing to do so
hould be ever active, both as a support and as a restraint, yet seem to lie easily in hand....
Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginnings, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults.
-- Ben Franklin, "Autobiography...
A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling....
PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment.
He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn....
Every new generation needs to redefine 'right' and 'wrong' in its own terms and according to the conditions of its own time.